Wednesday, December 5, 2007

iceberg? spielberg?

hey!!!
Watched Hitman just awhile ago. it was worth my Rm8 and i must say dat 47 was hot!!!
he's so 'yeng' in every way.the way he look in his black coat. his shaved head.his body.him being so cool n serious all the time. even when he kills. hehe...
Go watch for those who haven't. Short but worth watching - the action n ofcoz no.47.=p
Anyway, a friend sent an award winning joke in UK to me.
Here it is :
O ne Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.' The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'. 'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg. I n return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.' Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'

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