Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Shrek, Denzel Washington & Beyonce

Shrek, Denzel Washington, and Beyonce' were all having lunch together one day. Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure". Denzel Washington said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed." Beyonce' agreed. "I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder."

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Denzel Washington was the hottest, and Beyonce' was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

Well the next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "It's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."

Denzel chimed in while boasting, "It's true; I am the hottest man alive."

Beyonce walked in, with tears in her eyes, and asked,
"Who the HELL is CHUAH JO LIN?!"

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