Sunday, December 30, 2007

Freakin' parking rates


Yeah, dats de word to describe the parking rates at the Pavillion mall...

First hour costs RM3
For every subsequent HALF AN HOUR
( lemme's every HALF AN HOUR!!!) costs RM1

it's no joke, man!!!
who on earth will go shopping there la??!! Siao!!!

Look closely below...

And if you enter after 5pm, the max rate is RM5

5.04pm!!! a big PHEWWW!!!

Jingle Bombs

Achmed is back for Christmas...
catch this!! it's hilarious!!!
haha...Merry Christmas!!!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Christmas eve at Seawind...

Guess how i spent my christmas eve..
Carolling?? nope..not this year...
i spent the day with my 2 siao buddies - wei lynn n li ting doing nonsense...
-beers n sea breeze-
-whistling at passer-by-
-singing christmas carols loudly n a lil noisily-
-waving our scarf just like in the bollywood's-
-make silly jokes n laughed at them-
-n caught some chi ko pek's attention-

Kids, that's not wat christmas is about..
So please dun imitate without adult's supervision..

Saturday, December 22, 2007

21st Birthday Bash at QE2

Pictures paint a thousand words.

And so let them be...

Beers & Bestfriends

Camera shy

hohoho...Merry Christmas
the Girlsss
let girls be girlss =p
And let guys be guyss...
Enrique n i
Ivan n i
-The End-

Monday, December 17, 2007

happily ever after...

If only there's happily ever after,

then it would be something like this...

two old folks by the beach hand in hand

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Flying without wings

Guess wat i did today??it's over 12am it was yesterday
i flew like a bird...aahhh...the view...
everything seem so tiny below...the sea seemed so still..
i felt peace & serenity for the first time after Nov 26...
for a moment i tot i was Nathan Petrelli


okayyy it's lame....
but it was an experience for a first-timer like me la
Thanks to Francis...

well i was excited as we were reaching the beach..
n after they tied us to the parachute, i started to feel scared..
felt like i was gonna pee in my pants...
ofcoz i din say anything to francis who was behind me...
had to act brave mer... cannot afford to chicken out at the very last moment...
we were told to run when the boat start pulling
And so the speed boat started pulling, n we had to run...
and i started screaming...damn!!!
just 3 steps n we were high up in the sky...
phewww....n i wasn't scared AT ALL....nyek nyek..
the landing was rough though as there were quite a number of ppl at the beach...
n we landed on our buttocks... hehe...ouch!!
The only regret is no one to take pic of us on de parachute..aikss..

I just LOVE the beach....
i dun mind going to the beach every evening...
if only i can...
Going to the beach makes me feel like i'm on a holiday in Bali
n sorta reminded me again dat i'm living on an island...
okayyy, i knoww...DUH!!!
welll ofcoz in penang u have to imagine that the water is crystal clear n the golden sands..
u wun wanna know the true colour of the water... just believe that its crystal clear la..
never knew i wud actually fall in love with penang beaches...
after kutuk-ing them for years..
i wanna go to the beach again b4 i go back to the concrete jungle!!!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

results?? wat results??

just a month ago,i was stressed over my exams
too much to cover
too much to memorize!!! [hate this part of studying]
not enuff time
n couldn't finish revision even to the day b4 the particular paper
[u must understand dis fact-i read like a tortoise]
n de worst of all, CAN'T REMEMBER wat i've read b4
argghhhh...can still remember clearly how stressed i was during exams
felt even worse when ppl tell me 'u can do it wan la, ur so smart'
its never like dat...nobody can ever understand dat its torture dat brought me dis far..
i hate it!! hate it!!
hate it so much dat i feel like quit studying...
can i? ofcoz not la, donkey...ur parents will kill u n there'll be no future for u etc
n now dat results are out,
i'm really afraid to know...
well, din finish my Pharmaceutical Analysis paper n totally screwed up on my Pharmacy Practice for hyoscine powder prep....
super shit rite?? so wat more can i expect??
kinda expected for the worst dee la...
de funny thing is after Pharm Analysis paper, knowing i did badly, i din feel dat depressed...
felt nothing surprisingly...n so i tot i've overcomed de kiasu-ness in me..1st class honours n all those nonsense wat if we get 1st class?? after i graduate, i'm gonna end up serving the government for 4 years... results ain't gonna get me anywhere else...
but now, i'm freaking out over my results...wat is dis man??? i tot i've overcomed...
somebody save me!!! i need answers to all dis...someone pls...psychologist or even a psychiatrist...anyone at all...
i wan to enjoy my uni a carefree without regrets...but wat is all dis crap coming in de way?? i dun wanna compare or compete...but somehow dats just de way it is...feel stressed when the rest can do it so easily when i need loads of hardwork n me!!!!!!!
i dun wanna go back to next sem!!!
sorry har to those reading this...
i just need to vomit out all this since no one understands how i really feel...
well maybe u still dun get it...but can alwiz give me some solutions to my madness..

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I can COOK!!!

Last sat we gals had a sleepover at pheng's
we decided to COOK
dats correct, u din read wrongly

and i'm proud to say dat they were delicious...
cos i dun normally cook...=p

Without further delay,
presenting...*drum roll*

Chicken Herb Soup + extra 'kee chi' as u can see

Our very own Spagghetti Cabonara
+ sausages, tomato and some steamboat ingredient...haha

Last but not least,

Black Sesame Tang Yuan in Ginger Soup + sago

the dessert was so mouth-watering that we din manage to capture any pics of it=p

Well, behind every delicious meal there's always a chef

And behind every successful chef,
there are always great assistants... LOL

Right, Pheng & Huey??? hehe....

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Life is short

7 DEC, PENANG : A college student died while his friend was seriously injured when their car broke into two after crashing into a tree in Macalister Road yesterday. Justin Khoo, 21, died minutes after firemen extricated him from the wrecked of his car at about 4am. -STAR NEWS-

Just the day b4, i was sleeping soundly when my Hp rang.
n yeah, ofcoz it woke me up from my dream...have been dreaming every nite eversince 26 Nov and sleeping like nobody's business...Somebody save me!!( to the tune of Smallwille song) hehe... ok enuff of dat..

now back to serious business...
and so i picked up the call n it was Pheng.


" happen??" I was trying to figure out wats de urgency to call me in de middle of my sleep...


"Oh my...."I went speechless and was 100% wide awake by then...
Note the capital lettters n imagine how Pheng sounded.

I was extrememly shocked to receive the news. Not that i'm close to Justin but de fact that he is someone i knew, i somehow felt a loss. It was just too sudden n certainly too much for a person to grasp. Just imagine how his family n close frens wud react.

My condolences to Justin's family...

Life is short...There is still so much that each of us wanna do or achieve in life.









"not enough time la!" A very common cliche.
But do we really realize that we seriously do not have enuff time to achieve every dream and goals in life??? Anything can happen tmr n we'll never know. even end times.

We always say " i'll do it tmr la"
U know wat? if we keep procrastinating, tmr will never come.

Start realising ur dreams today.

Live a life without regrets.

Don't do sth that one day, u'll say to urself " i shouldn't have done dat"

"if only i can change that decision"

by that time, it's a lil too late. dun u tink?

my question today is

Do u know wat is ur life purpose?

if u dun, i suggest u start tinking about it from today.
wat are u living for??? money? career? ur partner?
or watever that is gonna happen tmr la?
I once wrote in my vision statement
that i want to make a difference in the lives of the people around me.
Have i been an impact to the people around me?
i've been tinking a lot to myself.
i have no idea. perhaps not much. =p
Well, one thing for sure is dat i'll start living my life without regrets.
Making differences in people's life.
Bringing smile and laughter.
That one day if i ever leave this world, people will testify
"She made me smile"
"yeah i remember Jolin"
"She has lived a meaningful life and life to the fullest"
Much have been said, i hope i will not disappoint myself n the people around me la.
This post will serve as a reminder to me of how i wanna live my life.
With love,

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

From the bottom of my heart...

Cherished Friends
God must have known there would be times
We'd need a word of cheer,
Someone to praise a triumph
Or brush away a tear.
He must have known we'd need to share
The joy of "little things"
In order to appreciate
The happiness life brings.
I think He knew our troubled hearts
Would sometimes throb with pain,
At trials and misfortunes,
Or goals we can't attain.
He knew we'd need the comfort
Of an understanding heart
To give us strength and courage
To make a fresh, new start.
He knew we'd need companionship,
Unselfish... lasting... true,
And so God answered the heart's great need
With cherished friends... like you!
- Author Unknown -
This little poem i specially dedicated to those who stood by my side
when i tot my world has crumbled not too long ago...
thank you my friends
for the
comforting words i just needed to hear,
sharing the hurt, anger & the tears in me
assurance that there's still trust & hope out there
concern & guidance you gave to me
many times you tried to put back the pieces of my heart
the times i just needed a shoulder to cry on & ears to listen to my sorrows,
You guys were there...
A million thanks!!!Love u guys always =]
And i promise that i will be stronger than before and start everything fresh...
not going to linger on the past
because vengeance belongs to God
yeah!! aja aja fighting!!!
To Wei lynn & Pheng,
Thank you for being the very firsts to listen to my *sob sob* in the wee hours of the morning
and saved me from killing myself [haha...just way i'm going to sacrifice myself for that jerk...shud be more than thankful that Jesus was so willing to die for him..]
To Charis,
Thank you for your words
"Just cry your heart out not for him but for release your hurt n anger"
To Huey,
Thank you for your cold jokes...wasn't funny but thanks...=p
To Granny[u know who u are rite?],
Thank you for singing to me the whole nite...not bad except when u hav to go least u achieved your aim ie to make me laugh...hehe
To Francis,
Thank you for everything... =] and cracking some joke when i was spilling out my anger
JoLin : Rmb that black guy from Heroes who could erase memories?
Francis : y? He(dat jerk) look like him?
JoLin : lol. wat i'm trying to say is, if i've his power, i want to erase every single
memory about dat jerk for the past 3 years...
and i had to laugh in de midst of my anger

iceberg? spielberg?

Watched Hitman just awhile ago. it was worth my Rm8 and i must say dat 47 was hot!!!
he's so 'yeng' in every way.the way he look in his black coat. his shaved head.his body.him being so cool n serious all the time. even when he kills. hehe...
Go watch for those who haven't. Short but worth watching - the action n ofcoz no.47.=p
Anyway, a friend sent an award winning joke in UK to me.
Here it is :
O ne Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.' The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'. 'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg. I n return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.' Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'

Tuesday, December 4, 2007


hey there,
U just got to watch this. super funny la...eventho i've watched this video like dunno how many times, i still find it hysterical...the very first time i watched it, i laughed till i almost died...ok la..just a hyperbole but stilll....seriously beh's a must-watch!!
and if u agree with me, just drop me some comments!!!
Silence!!! I kill u!!!!

Monday, December 3, 2007


Dear You,

i seriously do not why i decided to start blogging...prolly this could be somewhere where i can just pour my hearts out when there's simply no where else...or maybe post anything that i find amusing to me...
well for a start, i must warn you that my english is moderately okayyy...not even a band 6 for bear with me ok? =p Secondly, i can't promise you dat its gonna be's just going to be sth dat goes thru my mind for the day... n i'm not good at expressing, ermmmmm....just read if they're not killing u la...hehe...=p eventually u'll get wat i mean..
i'm not kenny sia or anywhere close...but do feel free to give comments, advices, anything at all...
hmmm....i guess dats all for now.. Till i write again...

with love,
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