9 Deadly Words Women Use

Hey,
This is extracted from a forwarded email i recently got from my friend
To the women, have a good laugh!!
To the gentlemen out there, BEWARE!
LOL

Here are the 9 Deadly words Women use :

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the call before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare , not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks A LOT'- that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3


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Hoping for a Light at the End of the Tunnel

If i were to label these few weeks of my life,

I would say that it is one of the

Most Stressful Period of my entire life...

It has certainly stretched my mind capacity to the limit

or maybe over the limit...

Who can ever understand what i'm going through other than Him?

Piles and piles of stewpit assignments to be completed

Endless tests with too much information to stuff inside my little brain within a short time

Issues with housemates

Thoughts of dropping a subject in uni

With all these emotional stress dat i have to go thru,

other problems had to surface,

adding to the misery that i'm already goin through...

Just when u really need the comfort and relief,

u get more discouragements and disappointments...

More things to deal with....

I am

mentally exhausted.

Afraid.

Confused.

I am

Praying

For a light at the end of the tunnel.

I am clinging on to

"Do not be afraid, my child for I am with you always"

Lil Bibi becomes a BIG girl today

When we love someone,

especially our own sibling,

we would do anything to our biggest capacity to protect them from harm

be it physically or emotionally...

We give them our wise advice and hope that they'll follow them...

And when they ridicule us,

we would say that they're disrespectful...

I have my own taste of such experience

with my own lil sis....

I tried to protect her to the extent

where she felt that i'm controlling her...

or even being kaypo...

there were also times where she would tell me

that its none of my business...

Anyone who's a parent or even an elder sibling

wud know how much it hurts when your loved one tell u such a thing...

Today,

my lil Bibi turns 21...

She's an adult now (by law)

I realize that there has to be a time where we shud learn to let go...

And i blif the time is now...

I think

it's time that i move on from an over-protective sis

to a friend who'll always be there for her...

So Bibi,

You are a free person now...haha...

but be good ya!!

Happy 21st Birthday!!!

Love you always.

Not easy being a good person...

As i started off 2009,

i was quite determined to increase my capacity for others

in as many ways as i am able to....

In the beginning,

I tried to say 'yes' to as many ppl who asked help from me...

I felt that if i was able to lend a hand in little ways,

soon people might see the difference in me...

It was easy at first...

But as time goes by,

I realize it is quite difficult to be a good person all the time...

In fact, it can be tiring too..

How on earth can Mother Theresa be so patient?

It is seemingly impossible in my current situation..

Especially when you know ppl are taking you for granted...

They hope to get everything they need from you

and then give nothing in return...

Not even a simple 'Thank You'...

As much as i want to help,

all i hope for in return is a simple note of appreciation

A simple 'Thank you' will do....

But that has not been the case...

Its quite discouraging

and its only the 2nd month of the year!!

I really do not want to fail my resolution...

So tell me, how am i supposed to respond to such situations?

sigh

You had me at Hello

Warning : This post may contain words which may be too cheesy for some of you. Please read at your own risk. Not advisable for those with heart complications or respiratory distress.


To my Dearest,

Thank you for the effort you have put

into making our first Valentine the best it can be

The little poem you wrote really meant a lot to me...

(yes, the bracelet too...hehe..)

Never knew u can be romantic...hehe...=P

Thank you for bringing out the best in me...

For being patient with me when i get Emo..

For laughing even at my lame jokes...

For bringing my focus back to God whenever i'm confused...
For being there always whenever i need someone to fall back on...

For letting me know that you'll do whatever you can as we walk through this journey together..

Most of all,

Thank you for choosing God to be above everything else....

You are truly a blessing in my life...

Dear,

'You had me at Hello'